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A reader sent me this list of atheist-positive anecdotes that have been seen either on a bumper sticker or a "College hookup gay republicans suck bumper stickers." Of course, they are accurate as well as hilarious. Which ones are your favorites? If God had intended me to go to church, he would have given me a bigger ass to sit on and a smaller brain to think with.

You From Thinking For Yourself 4. Too Stupid to Understand Science? Praying Is Politically Correct Schizophrenia 7. Similar to 32 I always liked one that said, "who are you to question why your god doesn't want me to believe in him? I have two stickers on my car: I rather like But overall, speaking as an atheist and thoroughgoing rationalist, I hate bumper stickers. To me, regardless of the topic or political slant, a bumper sticker says "Hey! I'm a smartass and I get all my opinions in pre-digested soundbites!

If we monotremata are the result of being stoned 20what the hell was He taking when He created creationists? By react I mean freak out. Not on a bumper sticker, but too good to not repeat: On fossils, Terry Pratchett one suggested that God was just playing with the pleistocene.

And his explanation for the platypus involved the professors of the Unseen University. Need I say more? T-shirt from Cafe Press: I just don't need the yelling.

You From Thinking For Yourself. I guess I'm the only perv who thought "Jesus is coming? Don't swallow that" was College hookup gay republicans suck bumper stickers hilarious! I suspect he'd find them mildly amusing.

Miller is a smart person, and he knows that humor often makes use of hyperbole, over-generalization, and similar methods of simplification. Herman Melville supposedly said "I cherish everyones right to their religious beliefs, no matter how comical".

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Check out my exclusive review of a book on Intelligent Design by John Phin. I don't understand why antitheism isn't becomming more popular.

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I may not be preaching "College hookup gay republicans suck bumper stickers" still not sure of this is my own thing or well-precedented. Antitheism is the self-consistent set of beliefs where, College hookup gay republicans suck bumper stickers God shows up, you still refuse to believe in him, but you do make sure to run over and give a quick kick to God's kneecap.

If God shows up a third time, you say "Look, you weren't here for more than 3 days in a few billion. Your appearance is a statistical outlier and must be discarded like any noise or lab waste. The planet is 6, years old. Adam's 9th rib became his penis so that Eve could come from it, without a female.

Adam, being the most intelligent design of all time has the same heart that a frog has. That's why frogs are studied. Most of Adam's brain is the same as the brain of a reptile. A cardiovascular system that is not as good as most animal.

Hyena's and cheetah's cardiovascular systems are designed specifically for them and their lifestyle and is substantially of better design than that of human. Humans are basically a hybrid which doesn't even take the best body parts available for its construction. Just how intelligent is this? I realize that was more meant as a playground insult than a serious reply, but I'm not even a representative sample, on two grounds:.

Now if you really think Ken Miller is too stupid for science, or that there aren't plenty of Christians who think for themselves, then I can't help you.